Please copy a paragraph you like out of any complaints you generate and paste them into the online form for submitting letters to the editor at www.spu.edu/falcon
     For an example of this, please read "The Falcon is living in a dream world," submitted by Leigh Salzman, printed 11/29/2000.

     If you are a lamer with no sense of humor, you may want to complain about the Department of Underground information. You can do that here.