Who runs all this madness?

"Why are you fools wasting your time like this?" Well, I know you're all thinking it, so here's the answer. When we got that infamous Student Digest on April 19th, an amazing truth dawned on us. If everyone just sits around complaining about problems like these, nothing is ever going to happen. I know that's deep, so I'll give you a minute or two to ponder it.

Ready for the rest?
Ok, again I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, "Shut up you moron, how is it going to change anything if you put up this stupid web page that makes fun of SPU?" See? I was right, wasn't I? Come to think of it, I should drop out, and start a business as a professional psychic. Oh well. STOP DISTRACTING ME! The point is, the more that we get these kind of things out in the open, the more likely it is that people will do something about them. Anyway, once this truth slapped us in the face, we knew we had to do this. So, if you're wondering what kind of morons we are, here's your answer.

2000-2001 DUI Executive Board
	Inspector Gadget Editor-in-Chief and Primary Web Design Chairman
	Hawk Head Writer and Imaginative Content Supplier
1999-2000 DUI Executive Board
	Skor The man who began what is now known as DUI: The Next Generation.
	PORTENT Skor's partner in crime, (aka Skor's sidekick).
	Pirk He's crazy, crazy I tell you.
1998-1999 DUI Executive Board (The Founders)
	Hong Kong Phooey The technical genius behing the release of the original fake Student Digest.
	da Buttminster Some may call him crude. However, anyone who hates Tacoma with such fervance is ok in my book.
	Other Playas There were many others who deserve credit, and they get it here.